My stepmom has been informed by her Yoga instructor that the reason The Pope resigned is that Obama just told European Leaders that the Aliens are here to help us with the energy crisis, and The Pope was deemed too old to deliver the news to the world.

I am James Tynion IV.

I am the writer of TALON, RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS, and the backup stories on BATMAN, all from DC Comics. I have a horror series called THE EIGHTH SEAL coming from Thrillbent later this year.

I tend to enjoy all forms of geekery. Keep up with the more comicky side of my life on Twitter:

@JamesTheFourth

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